A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner was the door
closed than the car leaped forward violently, and afterward went racing
wildly along the street, narrowly missing collision with innumerable
things. The passenger, natural... Read more of Beginners at Free Jokes.ca
Here's a nice voodoo binding spell. Take a treasured object from the person you are binding
(something flammable) and burn it. Rub the ash on your poppet's head and say:
"You are {person's name } in thought".
Then rub the ash on the puppet's hands and say
"You are { } in deed"
Next rub ash on the poppet's heart area and say
"You are { } at heart and I bind You from {Just about anything can be used here}.
Tie the puppet's hands and feet behind its back.
A word of advice, it works best if you burn black or red candles and/or bitter incense
and look at the poppet occasionally and remind yourself that the person is the poppet.
TO STOP SOMEONE INTERFERING IN YOUR LIFE
Write the name of your enemy on a piece of paper and place it in a plastic bag with a zipper closure.
Fill it 3 quarters full of water, zip it shut, and put it in your freezer.