A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
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This is a spell that has been translated from irish/celtic language...it's origins are not none for certain..the spell is as follows:
Sit in a circle...
west chant: obey these words of power
east chant: watchers of the threshold, watchers at the gate
north chant: unbar the guarded door
south chant: obey this command of this servant of power
Chant this three times.
The spell will bring the spirits of the world to you to serve as a guide to you and your coven.