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Merhuman Real Spell!!!!!!! It Makes U A Mermaid When Wet And A Human Again When Dry!! For Real!!!
First u hav 2 hav a symobl or charm like a necklace and stuff.
Then u hav 2 go into the shower or bath(sum part of ur body just has 2 wet)
Ok here's the spell, and trust me it works:
Here's how to become a mermaid at the touch of water
Recite:
Insouciant inclemency
Redoubtable mediocracy
Refutable humanity
Make me what I wish to be...
A MERMAID
Witches one and witches all
Give this power to me
Repeat 10 times
Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)
After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)
-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achy
-Nausea
-Fatigue
-Difficulty breathing
-Coughing fits when in water
-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer
-Random anger
-Scales appearing on your skin
-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits
-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together
-Legs crossing by themselves
-Constant thirst even after drinking lots of fluid
-Headaches
-Wanting to touch or be in water
-Singing (well) a lot.
REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.
Sometimes side effects don’t happen until 2 weeks after saying the spell
Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. It takes about a month for your tail to fully develop.
You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develop.