"Flag of truce, Excellency."
"Well, what do the revolutionists want?"
"They would like to exchange a couple of Generals for a can of condensed
milk."
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Our tools today are going to be:
*Your favourite shower gel
*A handful of clovers
*Green Candle
*A Dark Room That people Won't interrupt you
*A Small box
*A pair of dice
During a Wednesday night, light a green candle, and go into a room, without looking at the floor, and set it either on the floor or windowsill. Then turn off the lights.
Hold the shower gel to the moon, and roll the dice, without looking at them. If they land on either a seven, or a twelve, the spell will work after performing this ritual three nights in a row. If they land on snake eyes, this spell will garunteered not work at all. Once the numbers have landed, without looking, put the dice in the small box and put it under your bed.
The next morning, check what number you got.