Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"
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At time of full moon,go outside,and with left hand scatter fairy dust to moon and recite "my love will find you near or far your love will find me whereever you are"