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Place a statue or picture of the Fat Buddha directly in front of you. Meditate on the gifts of the Buddha - prosperity, personal success, joy and happiness. Focus all your attention on the Buddha for a few minutes. Then say:
Prosperous Buddha, generous god
Please grant to me your divine gifts
As one becomes two becomes three
In Buddha's name, blessed be!
Continue to gaze at the Buddha. Imagine your financial pockets expanding threefold. Do this for at least 5 minutes. Keep the statue or place the picture so that it faces the main entrance of your home or office.
This will bring you the divine gifts of the Buddha: personal success and financial gain.