A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd ... Read more of Minister for drinks at Free Jokes.ca
Pen and paper Piece of tin foil
Write the name of the person, first and last name, on a piece of paper.
Then write down everything this person does that you would like them to stop.
Wrap the piece of paper in a piece of tin foil. Place it in the freezer.
If you decide you no longer need the spell, toss the foil in a fire saying:
My wish is no more, this person is free.
Undo this spell without hurting thee.